"You underestimate my power." - Anakin Skywalker
ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.
lindsavlohan:

me in the womb
lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard
grunge-delrey:

♡too numb to feel♡
sxff:

URBAN SKATE STREET 

futurewhore:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

(Source: futurewhore, via enchantsia)

spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

(via piercethepringles)

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

legendairy … legendary.
sex-pistols-and-drugs:

soft grunge is for pussies
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